Saturday, January 28, 2006

Future goals #2

I want to say "it's not you, it's me" to someone at some point in the future



Friday, January 20, 2006

Voting

So, come Monday, who di you think you'll vote for?

personally I'm sick of Paul Martin. I don't trust him and I think he's just desperate.
The Liberal agenda looks good on paper but rarely reeps any benefits.
As for Harper and the conservatives...that's the death of Canada right there

So, for better or for worse, I'm voting NDP.
It may be a vote lost...but I won't support any of the others.

I think that every year creates more people like me; those who are disgusted by both major parties and decide to vote for the underdog.
I predict that within 50 years the NDP will be rotating between the opposition and elected parties

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Long term goals

my long term goal is to one day spit at somebody's feet in disgust


this is a crude representation of the event:



Tuesday, January 10, 2006

roast chicken chips fiasco

So I caved and bought a bag of roast chicken chips last night

man can't live on nutritional food alone, afterall
Not that I think chunky soup is terribly nutritional

but anyway, I opened the bag and started eating.
that sweet sweet flavor went right to my head. It's like a good wine, I swear.
all those little particals of real roast chicken.
did you know they actually roast a whole chicken than shave it with a cheese grater over an open bag of chips? It's true.

but anyway, I was minding my own business when I see something in there that isn't a potato chip. You know what it was? You'll never guess.
No...not a human finger...but good guess, guys....good guess.
It was one of those tin foil sheets that comes in cigarette packages. The one where the tin foil can be seperated from the thin white sheet.
There was a crumpled up one of those in my bag of roast chicken chips.

I can't make this shit up...it's true.

But no sense in letting all that real roast chicken go to waste

Sunday, January 08, 2006

top 20 of 2005

here we go...true sign of a man with too much time on his hands.
I've already done a top 10...but that was two months ago. it was premature and not fully thought out.

lets do this

old school

this is objective and totally factual
(I've not included EP's)

20. Vitalic - OK Cowboy
19. Caribou - The Milk Of Human Kindness
18. Fembots - The City
17. Boards of Canada - The Campfire Headphase
16. Ryan Adams - Jacksonville City Nights
15. Andrew Bird - and the mysterious production of eggs
14. Antony and the Johnsons - I am a Bird Now
13. Hold Steady - Seperation Sunday
12. M83 - Before the Dawn Heals Us
11. The Silver Jews - Tanglewood Numbers
10. Josh Rouse- Nashville
9. Jamie Lidell - Multiply
8. John Vanderslice - Pixel Revolt
7. Lucksmiths - Warmer Corners
6. Clientele - Strange Geometry
5. Constantines - Tournament of Hearts
5. M. Ward - Transistor Radio
4. Decemberists - Picaresque
3. Bright Eyes - I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
2. My Morning Jacket - Z
1. Wolf Parade - Apologies to the Queen Mary

Other albums I enjoyed and/or need to listen to more beofre I include them in a list(including EP's)

Beck - Guero
Laura Cantrell - Hummed By the Flowered Vine
Iron and Wine/Calexico - In The Reins (EP)
Iron and Wine - Woman King(EP)
Jens Lekman - Oh You're So Silent Jens
Grandaddy - Excerpts from the Diary of Toddzilla
Wooden Wand and the Vanishing Voice - Harem of the Sundrum & the Witness Figg
Sleater-Kinney - The Woods
Fruit Bats - Spelled in Bones
Bonnie "prince" Billy/Matthew Sweeney - Superwolf
Sufjan Stevens - Illinois