Update

I won something on Saturday night.
I won 3rd place for best dressed at the Blues on Whyte

I think it was more of a "you deserve something cos you had the gall to wear that"

I was just in regular clothes, but I had mouse ears and a tail coming out my ass and whiskers drawn on my face
the dot on my nose got rubbed off fairly quickly

And if you are waiting for me to wax poetic, forget it.

Mother Nature dropped the ball

I got to thinking today.
there are lots of interesting creatures on planet earth.

but, strangely, there's a gap where poisonous bears should be.

There really needs to be a bear that secretes a poison from his teeth and fangs so potent it could kill a horse