Wednesday, May 25, 2005

REVIEW: whole safeway chickens

under 10 dollars
good for eating immediately, while warm
good for future sandwich meats
no blood!

on the downside, it doesn't really age well. After a week it gets kinda pasty

RATING:
4 still-born chicks/5

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Welcome!

Welcome to my new BLOG
Probably only 0.0002% of the whole world will ever see it...and I'm quite sure my math is a little off there, but oh well...who need's people?

dogs, maybe...but who cares about dogs?

anyway, I'm still trying to figure out what this will all be about
the purpose of it
the Raison d'etre

I'm thinking of reviewing albums every couple days...throw in some pouting, lamenting, gnashing of teeth...and you got just about every BLOG every created

but for just one moment try to imagine gnashing only your top row of teeth. If somebody only had one row of teeth, how would they gnash them together?
To me, this creates a very funny mental image, which is no doubt enhanced by the Pilsner in my blood.
ah, my crutch..how I both love thee and hate thee