hey, guys, I'm pregnant

I'm a preggo, and this time I'm not referring to spagetti sauce.
I got knocked up...real old school.

yup...that's me. Look what I've gotten myself into this time, gang!
oh, silly me!


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April fools, bitches!

I really had you all going.

oh, my.
but I guess nobody will read this until after noon (i.e. in the afteroon) when - for whatever reason - the april fooler becomes incapacitated.
But I can totally claim retroactive tom-foolery here