it's the little things

like what happened to my milk carton when I tried to open it



<-------do you see this?



<-------SEE IT?!?!







how could I mess up that so badly? there's no way, it was the milk cartons fault. I think the glue they used was too strong

Something new

something new


HA HAH A HA

my v-day tradition

well...this special time of the year has come around again!!

everyone is just so full of love love love

ever since that valentines day is grade 6 when I brought my cardboard heart home empty, I have celebrated my v-day a little differently than most people.

I start the day off with a stiff drink. (when I was younger it would be homogenized milk)
throughout the day I try to ruin the occasion for as many happy couples as possible.
Maybe write a love letter to some girl and put it in her purse, hoping that her boyfriend will find it

stuff like that

I end the day by killing a rabbit and drinking its blood from the hallowed out skull of last years rabbit

I know...it's a pretty humble little celebration, but it's something!

Future Goals #3

I want to say goodbye to somebody, and as I'm walking off into the sunset I want to stop several times, slowly turn my head, and look back at them with a blank, slightly contented look on my face, as if to say...'my time here is done, I hope your days are as sweet as they are numerous"